You've all seen them. The "Pimp my name" sites - from your porn star name, to your pimp name, admit it, you once wasted time with such nonsense.

This week, while driving the Junior HIgh Bus, with the breakfast club safely buckled in, we drove past a young man walking to school. 

"Is that A.J.?"
"I think that's A.J"
"Yes, it is.  It's A.J."

Blah, blah, blah A. J.

And then I hear, "He wants to be called Ally."

To which I (somewhat sarcastically) reply "What red blooded Junior High boy wants to be called Ally?"

And the obvious back seat breakfast club reply "He is bi."

Well.  That explains it.

At which point, in recovery, I gave my second Junior High Bus Assignment (the first was to come up with a personal indroduction in 30 seconds or less).

"By tomorrow, I want each of you to come up with your Junior High Bi name."

My Junior High Bi name is Mag.  Short for Margaret, but androgenous enough to be interesting. 

What's your Junior HIgh Bi name?