I realized that I am too busy to be President.  So I didn't vote for myself. 

I mean, I already feel like I am not doing most of what I do so well, and I am headed off for another trip to Winnemucca.  Plus, once I heard the RNC wouldn't let me keep the clothes, well, that was the end of that.

So head to the polls, or send in your ballots, and I will see if I can't find a way to make a difference some other way.  I'll forgive you if you don't write me in (besides, if you write me in I wonder if the FBI will start checking me out to see if I am a threat, or something. We can't have that.)

Best of all, enjoy the fact that within days, DAYS I tell you, there will be no more annoying attack ads, no more recorded calls, no more ridiculous charges about this one or that one.  We will get what we get, we won't throw a fit, and maybe we can get back to commercials that encourage us to spend money and jump start this crazy economy.  Vote and Spend, People!  That's my new un-slogan.

                        Vote and Spend!