So here is Phil with the newly crowned Mrs. America, formerly known as Mrs. Arizona.  She was previously just a woman from Phil's gym I have heard about more than once.  He has, on multiple occasions, told me about this lovely woman at his gym.  Not only is she tall, stunning, and seemingly nice, but she doesn't sweat when she works out.  He came home from the prelims and told me that woman was Mrs. Arizona. Thank goodness she wasn't just some regular girl.  Now I don't even have to think about trying to be better than her.  

         

And here is Phil with Mrs. America 2005, who was one of the judges.  Notice anything unusual about the photo?

            

What I notice is the Beautiful (Mrs. Templeton), and the Bold (the man whose hand in on the beautiful's backside).  He insists that is her HIP.  Hip my ass. 

Good thing I don't have a jealous bone in my body.  Not even my hip.